Imminent Arrival of Yukon Sully's More-Famous Sister--City of Reno Officially On Lockdown Until Further Notice

The upcoming weekend promises to be busy. The youngest of my siblings, Katy, will be arriving in Reno from L.A. (Los Angeles, Not Lower Alabama) early tomorrow morning. Much craziness is sure to ensue. Katy is a struggling actress bound for fame and fortune, so I'm hoping to get a few more pictures of us together so that one day I might be able to convincingly document the fact that I knew her way back when. The pictures should be posted soon, unless they end up being truly bribe-worthy, in which case I'll keep them in a dry, dark place for future use.