I Can't Be A Sissy, I Support Bombing Random Third-World Countries!

A tip of the helmet to the ultra-heterosexual Jesus' General (an 11 on the manly scale of absolute gender) for informing me and the rest of the public about this recent study from Cornell University which seems to indicate that men who find their masculinity challenged become more inclined to support the war in Iraq, drive SUV's, and express homophobic attitudes. Of course we all know that the guy who conducted this study is a total fraud (not to mention probably gay) and the results couldn't possibly be true. We know this because I, Yukon Sully, drive an SUV, and it is clearly not because my masculinity has ever been questioned. Also, nothing should be read into the fact that my SUV is nicknamed Grond, Hammer of the Underworld.