Rib Cook-Off

This is Melissa and Me at the Rib Cook-Off in Sparks this past weekend. Kudos to my friend Steven, connoisseur of all types of meat smeared in sauce, for taking the picture. Going to the Rib Cook-Off was what I did instead of going to Burning Man; the food was better, and it didn't cost over $300 just to get in.

You will no-doubt notice that Melissa is wearing a newly purchased pink cowboy hat. As it so happens, this hat has been discovered to have magical powers. I would tell you what they are, but as it happens they are a little, ah, off color. They will therefore have to remain a mystery since if it is nothing else, the internet is a family-friendly medium.