Fat Phil Coughs One Up
It's so nice to beat Tennessee. Allow me to tell you a little story. During the fall of my first year of law school I had a friend from Arizona named Gaetano, or Guy for short. Guy was a really great, well, guy, but his fatal flaw was an inexplicable love for Tennessee football. Somewhere along the line that fall he and I got into jawing about the upcoming Third Saturday In October (TM) matchup between the Tide and Tennessee, and somehow a bet evolved. If 'Bama won, Guy would have to sing "Sweet Home Alabama" in front of the entire first-year student body just before the start of Contracts class. If somehow the Vols managed to win I would have to sing Rocky Top.
Well to make a long story short the Vols managed to win that year, and I made good on our bet. So Guy, in honor of Alabama's big win to today, and for old time's sake, this one's for you:
"ROCKY TOP, YOU'LL NEVER MEAN
ONE DAMN THING TO MEEEEEE......
F--- ..... YOU........ROCKY TOP.......
GOT TO HELL, TENNESSEE!!!!"