Thank The Gods

The long national nightmare is almost over. Tonight, at long last, new episodes of Battlestar Galactica return to the SciFi Channel. My inner geek hasn't been this excited in a long, long time. And just think, next week the best show on TV, Lost, returns as well. Who needs to go outside? Ah television; America's greatest philosopher Homer Simpson described you perfectly. "Teacher. Mother. Secret Lover."