Joining the General's Campaign

You might notice the new banner on the left. Yes, I've signed on for the duration to the 110% heterosexual Jesus' General's latest campaing, Operation Yellow Elephant, or OYE for short. Click on the banner for more information. And no, don't thank me, I'm not a hero. I'm just doing my patriotic duty. It's like the General says, military recruiters have come up short for months now. Who's more likely to sign up than college Republicans? They're young, eager, and most of them demanded the Iraq war, gloated all five or six times the war has been declared won, and continue to insist that the majority of Americans who now believe the war wasn't worth it are wrong. Who is more likely to be chomping at the bit to go fight? They of all people are no doubt aware that supporting the troops needs to go a lot further than slapping a bumper sticker on the car. God Speed, General.