The Adventures of Yukon Sully
The Epic Story Of One Man's Quest To Find Fame, Fortune, And Some Decent Chicken Wings In The Biggest Little City In The World!
About Me
- Name: Yukon Sully
- Location: Reno, Nevada, United States
Yukon Sully is the heroic alter ego of a mild-mannered attorney who lives in a modest suburb on the outskirts of Reno, Nevada. He fights a never-ending battle for Truth, Justice, and the American Way. Always remember, he's much smarter than you are.
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
Monday, June 26, 2006
Hot Times In The Biggest Little City
In the mountains just to the east of Bordertown (the tiny casino that looks and feels more like a truck stop on Highway 395 just inside the California border) a forest fire that hadn't been there when we'd driven by just a couple hours previously had by that time (about 7 p.m.) burned what looked to be at least a couple hundred acres. Overnight the hilariously-named Balls Canyon fire tripled in size, and this morning our home valley was chocked with smoke and the thick smell of burning wood.
The scuttlebutt has it that this fire is early, but in my experience it's more or less right on time. Summer is here in force, and recent temperatures in the 90's have led to tinderbox-like conditions. When yesterday's weather brought storm clouds and lightning but no rain, the results were practically inevitable.
It doesn't look like the Balls Canyon Fire (God, twelve-year-old boys everywhere are rolling on the floor laughing at that name--it's almost as funny as the fact that the Washoe Grill used to be called The Glory Hole) is going to threaten any homes. But this may just be the beginning of a long, hot summer.
Saturday, June 24, 2006
Judgment At Nuremburg
And just in time, too; my wandering brother daniel has finally checked in with an on-the-scene report of the report of the U.S. Soccer team's disappointing loss to Ghana in the World Cup in Nuremburg, Germany. Enjoy.
Four more years...it is with a heavy heart that Soccer Sully is writing to you today. It's been a couple of days since I witnessed the final loss that would seal the United States' early exit from the World Cup. An injury to Cladio Reyna that lead directly to a goal and a phantom foul in the box by Oguchi Onyewu were all Ghana needed to advance. After Reyna's injury the U.S. couldn't muster much of an attack. Clint Dempsey's goal was one of only a handful of scoring chances that the team was able to generate with Reyna on the bench. Ghana was able to play defense and waste time by repeatedly requesting medical assistance from their trainers after fouls. Likewise, they constantly slowed the pace of the game by fouling the U.S. thirty two times, yet managed to avoid receiving any red cards from the official.
Despite the loss the World Cup experience lived up to the hype. I will certainly never forget the feeling of joy that I had just standing in the gate of the stadium. I was in disbelief that I was going to witness ninety minutes of World Cup soccer with my favorite team participating. The experience was even more exciting because the U.S. still had an opportunity to advance to the knock-out rounds if they could only manage a victory (since Italy won their game the U.S. only needed a victory to advance). The support of the U.S. fans was incredible. Most of the crowd was cheering for the U.S., though Ghana picked up some support from the German fans in attendance. Perhaps they were just happy to root for the under-dog. Seeing that game in person is a major accomplishment for me, a dream fulfilled.
Now we look forward with many questions left unanswered. Who will fill the voids left by retiring veterans such as Pope and Reyna? Will Landon Donovan be able to step-up his game and become a consistent presence on the field, not merely a series of brilliant flashes and periods of invisibility? And the biggest question, will Bruce 'Almighty' Arena return to coach the team to the next World Cup in South Africa? I guess we will have to wait and see; as the rest of the world continues to celebrate the Cup, American fans are left to wonder what might have been and what the future holds.
Editor's Note: daniel mentions the use of calling for medial assistance as a tactic by Ghana in this match. Lord knows, if all the effort spent trying to analyze and understand why Americans don't care about soccer were directed elsewhere we could probably have ended world hunger and cured cancer by now, but allow me to throw in my two cents.
I think the constant faking of injuries and the parade of players being taken away on stretchers--only to leap up miraculously unharmed as soon as being hurt is no longer advantageous--is one of the primary reasons people in this country don't take to futbol mundial. Sure, there's the occasional flop to draw a charge in basketball and a punter will often exaggerate his fall to draw a "roughing the kicker" penalty in real (i.e. American) football, but there's no other sport in which falling down and pretending to get hurt is so institutionalized and integral to the strategy of the game as it is in soccer, particularly on the international level. I think there's something that Americans find distasteful, guileful, even cowardly about the constant use of such a dishonest tactic.
Or maybe most of us just don't want to sit through another god-awful boring nil-nil tie.
Wednesday, June 21, 2006
Summer Solstice
There's something very real and life-affirming about today, but there's also something of the ephemeral nature of life in the Summer Solstice. From this point on the hours of daylight will grow shorter and shorter until they reach their nadir on the Winter Solstice six months from now. In a sense, Summer starts slipping away the very day it begins. All the more reason to get out and seize it while it's there.
This year, that's not going to be too easy for me with all the projects currently underway. The majority of the move to the 'burbs has been accomplished, but there's still much work to be done. The last week or so has been a blur of physical labor, cursing myself for having accumulated so much stuff, signing papers containing promises to pay obscene amounts of money, and arguing with service installers that ordering someone to be home between 8 a.m. and 12 noon on a weekday is a completely ludicrous thing to ask of a person who works for a living. The good news is, as of last Friday I am the owner of a beautiful 1/8 acre piece of heaven up in Reno's North Valleys. Unfortunately, this particular 1/8 acre piece of heaven is still currently without phone service (that kicks in later today), Internet (some time this week) or TV (the Dish Network guy comes on Saturday--right now all I get is Fox). Luckily, I have already discovered several fantastic dirt roads and tracks lacing the nearby hills, trails that make for fantastic mountain biking. Not a bad way to make use of all this daylight.
Thursday, June 15, 2006
Family Photos
And here he is on a train to Krakow, Poland:
Apparently he started his foray in London, but found it to be too expensive and moved on to Paris, Amsterdam and points east. I assume that at this point he's in Germany, but he's awfully hard to pin down. He did post a comment yesterday on a previous post on this site, but so far I haven't received a full dispatch on the World Cup. He's obviously having a great time and doing a lot of moving from place to place, but I'm hoping that when he has time he can sit down and write me a guest column as he's done in the past. daniel, when you get a chance, put down the beer stein, take a break from that "Ole!" song and channel your inner Hemingway!
And since we're on the subject of family photos, here's one I just got of my sister Maureen and her girls Kira and Avery in Atlanta:
No real reason to post this photo, it's just cute.Monday, June 12, 2006
Judge Weller Recovering, Shooter Still At Large
The better part of my day Monday was spent locked down in the Mills B. Lane Justice Center after a Family Court Judge on the other side of the complex was shot. Apparently he was shot through the window of his chambers overlooking the Truckee River. Right now he is reported as being in serious condition after taking at least one and possibly more shots to the chest, but reports do indicate that he is alert and talking to his family. His assistant also suffered superficial injuries but she's already been released from the hospital.
The shooting took place while I was working in the building (my office isn't in the Justice Center but my job takes me there quite often). Besides me, much of the court staff and a great many people who were just there to deal with traffic tickets or other mundane affairs found themselves spending a great deal more time in the Justice Center than we would have cared to when, at about 11:15 yesterday morning, we were told that no one would be allowed to leave the courthouse until police gave the all-clear. Trapped in courtrooms, at one point we were reduced to playing pictionary with markers and easles that are usually used to draw exhibits during testimony. Later one of the Judges who was stuck in the courtroom just like the rest of us pulled out a Trivial Pursuit game and we all played that for a while. Without exception people stayed calm and law enforcment acted professionally, at least as far as I could see. They finally let us leave around 4 p.m.
I don't practice in Family Court, and I can't say that I know Judge Weller beyond his being a vaguely familiar face in the hallway. But God knows that I'm wishing him all the best today. As for the shooter, he's still on the loose. The police are looking for a "person of interest" named Darren Mack, a rather prominent local businessman who's wife was found murdered yesterday. The two cases are almost surely related as Mack and his wife Charla were going through what is reported to be a nasty divorce and were scheduled to appear in front of Judge Weller for a hearing in September.
So what would motivate a person to commit an act like this, attempting to murder a judge? Like pretty much all judges and most legal professionals, Judge Weller obviously made a few people angry in his time. If you want to a peek into at the sort of anger and hostility that the Judge had aimed at him, page down the comment section of this posting, which started out back in January as a blog post that had nothing to do with Judge Weller but somehow got highjacked in the months that followed into a frenzy of rage, with post after post railing against the Judge. I don't know anything about the specifics behind any of the vitriolic tirades found at that and other sites, but I can tell you that because of the nature of their jobs it isn't at all uncommon for judges, prosecutors and other legal professionals in high-profile positions to amass a collection of stalkers, gadflys, self-appointed Nemeses and plain ol' nut jobs down through the years. And it doesn't help that in order to achieve their own small-minded ends certain political interests have found it expedient to whip up hysteria and anger against what they call "activist judges", creating a general attitude of hostility towards judges and the judicial system which I can personally vouch has become more pronounced of late.
Perhaps in an environment such as we have today this sort of thing is going to become more common, although I certainly hope not. Although I have the upmost respect and admiraton for the Marshals and Deputies who keep our courtrooms in Reno as safe as possible, the fact is that our Judges and other legal professionals put themselves at risk to serve the public, especially in light of the momentous, life-altering decisions that they must make on a daily basis and the highly-charged emotional atmosphere that they must preside over. This goes double for Family Court, where emotions are usually the most raw. Yesterday that reality hit home pretty hard for me and much of the rest of the Legal Community here in Reno.
Courtroom Shooting
Wednesday, June 07, 2006
Movin' To The 'Burbs
Truth is, I've been too busy lately to really focus on blogging the way I'd like to. In addition to my job, which has been busier than usual of late, I've also been doing my best to help with planning our wedding (although as a man, my role in this seems to consist of doing my best to maintain supportiveness and forced cheer despite having no real understanding of what's going on--kind of like childbirth) and working with several other projects. But I've got one really big life-changing event coming up next week that's been monopolizing much of my time lately.
I wasn't going to say anything about this until it was a done deal--don't want to jinx it--but I might as well let the cat out of the bag. The inevitable has happened: I've sold the Fortress of Solitude. In anticipation of getting married and perhaps one day starting a family (BUT NOT YET! Don't have a heart attack, mom and dad) I'm buying a house in the North Valleys. I won't specify an actual address, or even a specific Valley, but here's what the new Fortress of Solitude (now not-so-solitary) looks like:
Cool Xeriscaping, huh? Yes, The Adventures of Yukon Sully is leaving downtown Reno, the place that has been the heart of the blog since it's inception. I'm pretty excited about this--I've never owned an actual house before--but not everyone sees this as a good move. When I told a friend of mine what I was doing, she shook her head and said "that's what always happens--people get married and then move to the 'burbs." Another friend was even more blunt when he told me "If you buy a mini-van, I'm kicking you in the balls."
Anyway, to whatever readership I have out there, please forgive my lack of attention lately. Real life has been intruding just a bit more than usual. Hopefully, when things settle down in the next few weeks we'll be back to the pithy tirades.
Sunday, June 04, 2006
Vintage Nevada
The house is flush up against a small mountain, a mountain who's summit he actually owns. Going against all conventional wisdom he's trying to grow wine grapes in this dry, half-wild corner of the Great Basin. To my layman's eyes, at least, it looks like he might be succeeding.
Dave is one of those enterprising, extremely self-reliant guys that you find all over rural America, but in my experience they are much more common in the deserts and mountain ranges of the West than anywhere else. Originally from Virginia, He and his wife live in a small but beautiful home that they built with their own hands on forty acres that were empty when they arrived. They bought the land a few years ago for a price that would today be considered a pittance, and they could sell it now for a huge profit if they chose to do so. But they are determined to root themselves on this mountainside. In their minds, there's nowhere to move up to.
Their property is a monument to do-it-yourself independence. They graded their almost mile-long driveway themselves. They installed their own plumbing and electrical wiring. Their water comes from a wind-powered well. When the electric company told him that it would cost he and his neighbors tens of thousands of dollars to install six utility poles and bring electricity to them, he told them where they could stick those poles and put in solar panels for a fraction of the cost. In an age of office holders and clock-watchers, Dave is the kind of guy I admire most; one who just knows how to get things done.
Five years ago Dave got it into his mind that he wanted to grow wine grapes. This wasn't out of any devotion to wine; in fact, he's not even a wine drinker. He's much more into beer, as evidenced by the bottle of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale he carries around with him as he works his small vineyard. No, his interest in grapes began when a friend from a wine-making family in California told him that he was retiring early by selling out to Robert Mondavi. This got him researching the feasibility of making wine in Nevada. He says that according to his research the soil is perfect here, and at least thus far the results have justified his efforts.
Making wine in Northern Nevada is bound to be a struggle. Although the University of Nevada has been working for years to develop a rootstock that could better withstand our treacherous climate (we had snow this past Memorial Day weekend, for God's sake) and some have theorized that parts of the state might one day prove to be very productive wine producing regions, most experts seem to be of the opinion that our unpredictable weather and vicious winds make growing high-quality wine grapes nearly impossible. Nevertheless, Dave is confident in his research and he believes that Northern Nevada's can produce good wine. When he heard through friends of friends that Melissa and I hoped to have a place like his ourselves one day, he invited us out to have a look at his operation and his methods. That's how we found ourselves driving up to the Palomino Valley this morning.
His tiny, two-acre vineyard is now in it's fifth year. In further defiance of conventional wisdom he's growing a number of varieties, everything from Reisling to Syrah, in an attempt to discover which one will give him the best results. So far the Syrah seems to be doing particularly well, but it will be many years before any firm conclusions can be drawn. But that's okay. "I got nothing but time", Dave says. Living in the desert will teach you that.
Just because we felt like helping out, Melissa and I worked in the sun and wind for a couple of hours today, pruning dead shoots and training up the more promising vines, and talked about the ingenious ways he overcomes barriers both natural and economic. For example, in the finest "waste nothing" tradition of the super self-reliant, Dave's trellising system utilizes dozens of used drive chains from electric garage door openers for support. His operation is completely organic ("I'm not into poisons") and thus comes under constant attack from all manner of wild creatures, particularly rodents. He's buried chicken wire around the vineyard two feet high and two feet deep, but still the little buggers get in sometimes. When I suggest that keeping a few cats might help with that problem, he tells me a story about a cat that he and his wife kept for a time that, one day out of nowhere, started crapping in the guest bedroom. "The litter box isn't even on that floor," he says with exasperation, "So f--- cats." Besides, in addition to the coyotes and the birds of prey, the vineyard falls inside the hunting territory of an old mountain lion that patrols this part of the Pah Rah, and so it's doubtful that an outdoor cat would last long out here.
Despite all the obstacles, the grapevines are green and thriving. Dave says he's gotten a good harvest every year for the last five years, and at this point 2006 looks to be no exception to the trend. When you ask him if he really believes that this high, windy corner of the world can become a genuine wine producing region, he looks at you with the assurity that only a man who has built his own house on a wild mountainside can muster and says "Oh yeah, absolutely." I'm still not completely convinced myself, but standing there in the middle of his growing fields I wasn't about to argue with him.
From the vineyard there's a spectacular view of the farms and ranches of the Palomino Valley and the forested Virginia Range to the east. Suburban development is slowly lurching this way, and the valley won't retain it's rural character much longer. Although all that exists below him right now are small farms and ranches, from his land Dave can point out where in the valley the master plan calls for schools, roads and the inevitable housing developments and retail outlets. But he seems to accept this the way he accepts freezing fog in the winter or relentless, high desert sun in the summer. Although he says he can't stand people ("but you guys are an exception", he assures us) and avoids going to town whenever possible, I get the sense that he knows in the end there isn't much that can be done to stop "progress"; I think that like the rest of us, he's just hoping that it's accomplished with at least a modicum of intelligence and foresight.
Driving home, I couldn't help staring out at the dry, empty brown hills along the Pyramid Highway and wondering what they might look like covered with well-tended vines instead of the suburban sprawl that will probably claim them first. I still remain skeptical that this region could become a wine-producer. After all, getting grape vines to grow isn't really the tricky part; it's growing good, high quality grapes that's the real challenge. But I can't think of anything that I would more love to be proved wrong about, and if it can be done I'm absolutely certain guys like Dave will figure out a way to do it.
Friday, June 02, 2006
Baseball's Return
Tonight at Peccole Park the newly-minted Reno Silver Sox will begin play in the Golden Baseball League. The league bills itself as "Double-A equivalent", and all it's teams are independent of Major League affiliations. Independent league baseball can be fun, but you have to go in with the right expectations.
When I was in college in Mobile, Alabama in the mid-90's, an independent league called the Texas-Louisiana League started up a team called the Mobile BaySharks. It wasn't all that impressive an operation, as I recall from attending a few games in '94 and '95. Like the Silver Sox, the team had no Major League affiliation and played at a ballpark owned by the local state University. But it was baseball, and it was fun. Plus, it brought the national passtime back to a town that had somehow gone over two decades without professional baseball despite an incredibly rich history in the game (There's definitely something in the water in Mobile--for a small city it's the hometown of an incredible number of baseball legends including Hank Aaron, Ozzie Smith, Satchel Paige, and Willie McCovey, the Hall-of-Famer for whom the Giant's McCovey Cove is named; also Jimmy Buffett is from the Mobile Bay area, though that has nothing to do with baseball).
The BaySharks were a short-lived operation that folded after the 1995 season. But attendance had been great despite the team's terrible record, and in 1997 the Southern League, a real Double-A league with over a hundred years of history, relocated a team there. As a result the Mobile BayBears have been playing at Hank Aaron Stadium for almost a decade now.
Most of the co-workers that I have talked to say that professional sports can't succeed in Reno, that this isn't "that kind of city." They cite Reno's history of short-lived, failed sports franchises and argue that people come to Reno to gamble, not to see a baseball game or do anything else. I'll concede the point that Reno's history of supporting pro sports is pretty grim (although the original Silver Sox did survive here in one form or another from the 1940's until 1992), but that sort of history was also true of Mobile in 1994. A lot has changed in Reno in the last few years; although old ways of thinking die very, very hard, I truly believe that people here are finally starting to realize that this town doesn't have much of a future as a gambling-only destination, but that the potential is unlimited if Reno can recreate itself as a diverse, vibrant, well-rounded community. Like The University of Nevada's much-heralded basketball success, professional baseball could be a small but highly visible part of this community transforming itself from a national punch-line into the sort of place in which people dream about living and raising their families.
Tonight's game starts at 6:35, and the Sox will be playing the Long Beach Armada. I know I'll go to a few games this summer. Probably the level of play won't be world-class, and if the experience is anything like what I've seen from other independent leagues then the emphasis at times will probably be as much on dizzy bat races and Pat Sajak bobblehead dolls (they're giving those away on Saturday, by the way) than on the game itself. But as I said, it's baseball, and that's gotta count for something. And maybe, if we can finally prove that this city can support a pro sports team, we might be able to move up to where we belong.
Thursday, June 01, 2006
Copa Mundial
UPDATE: Reliable intelligence (i.e. my Mom) indicates that daniel is in London. Boy, he really did miss his drop-site.