That's One Theory Proven

The results of last night's scientific experiement: If a guy who's six feet tall and weighs about 200 pounds drinks five or six bourbon and Cokes and a couple of shots of Captain Morgan in the space of a couple of hours, he will wind up with a blood-alcohol content of about 0.133. Plus, he'll have a wicked pissah of a hangover at work the next day. No, don't thank me, I'm not a hero. I'm just doing my civic duty.